Friday, March 31, 2006

Back From The Future

The following blog post was found in the present from the future:

"Hey. I don’t know if this is gonna work properly or not, but I’m gonna try anyway.

My name is Steve Goldman. I am writing this from one hundred and eighteen years in the future. It appears that the time, day and month are exactly the same, but the year is 2124.

Do not yet ask how, I have not figured it out myself, but I have found a way, using the technology available to get to wordpress.com. I cannot access any other websites from your time, just this one. What I will try and do, once I know that the link to here is stable is to blog. Just like you guys do.

Very quickly as I don’t know how long I’ve got, I’m 33 and a computer engineer. That’s not strange. What is? I was born in 1972. I have been in what you would call the future for about 8 months. I have yet to figure out how or why I got here. Suffice to say that this information is not currently known to me. As soon as I find out (and if I can) I’ll let you know.

I hope you can see this, please let me know if you can."

We can hear you Steve, we can hear you!

Found here: This is gonna to sound weird


Tags: brrreeeport, Neo-BlogTree, "omg ponies", feedscott, miracle, timewarp, lost, technorati, crashed, "april fools", hallucination, message in a blogtle,

Welcome new future lines sponsor: Life as Lou

Who's Lou?

Mother of two, Air Force Wife, Uprooted North Dakotan, Writer, Photographer, LDS, Control Freak, Creative, Curvy, Cute, Impatient, Amusing, Sleep Deprived, Musical, Crunchy, Silly, Serious, Honest, Compassionate, Irritable, Charismatic, Weird, Loyal, Astute, Appreciative, Virtuous, Conservative, Obsessive, Super-Duper Supreme Tushie Wiper and Owie Kisser Extrordinaire. Don't you wish you were me?

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7. Fidel Castro
8. “American Idol”
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10. Scalia
11. Immigration
12. Ipod
13. Mary Winkler
14. “South Park”
15. “Jaqueline Khury”




Wednesday, March 29, 2006

WoW Thursday Thirteen Already Again tt 13

Thirteen Things feedscott does not like!


1…. Going to the Dentist
2. Eating green things
3. Getting out of bed when it's cold
4. Viruses, Spyware, Malware
5. Dial up B)
6. People who always talk without listening
7. Toilets that back up, lol
8. Losing anything
9. Cat puke
10. Aliens who eat our cows
11. People who don't tip at least 20%
12. Flat tires or car problems in general
13. Coming up with 13 things B) jk


Links to other Thursday Thirteens!



Every Thursday, I will use Mr. Linky . So, if you participate in Thursday Thirteen, go ahead and add yourself to Mr. Linky and I will visit you all when I get home and please leave me comments. I love, love, love them! And if you use the auto link on your site, please donate to Uisce. He is a great guy who puts a lot of work into this and is still developing it and maybe some other cool things.

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Please Welcome : LIFE UNDER THE BIGTOP

Welcome future lines newest sponsor

LIFE UNDER THE BIGTOP

Give them a click, as the blog of the week on the side bar :)

Thanks!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Thursday Thirteen Meme 13 TT

Thirteen Meme Links from feedscott


1…. All your base are belong to us
2. Numa Numa
3. Exploding whale
4. Leroy Jenkins
5. brrreeeport
6. The Chinese Back Dorm Boys
7. Star Wars Kid
8. Ellen Feiss
9. Tammy NYP
10. Neo-BlogTree
11. William Hung
12. Breememe
13. Thursday Thirteen


Links to other Thursday Thirteens!


Check out one of future lines sponsors: LIFE UNDER THE BIGTOP

Today, I have to use Mr. Linky today because I have to work. So, if you participate in Thursday Thirteen, go ahead and add yourself to Mr. Linky and I will visit you all when I get home and please leave me comments. I love, love, love them! And if you use the auto link on your site, please donate to Uisce. He is a great guy who puts a lot of work into this and is still developing it and maybe some other cool things.

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!



Tags: “American Idol” Myspace Eta Euroweb “South Park” phenomenoms buzz
websites WoW famous internet vurf hype social pvtbfs

Supr.c.ilio.us: The Great Web 2.0 Joke List 2.0


The Great Web 2.0 Joke List 2.0

Get em while their hot!



Sunday, March 19, 2006

Future Drive Up Window...

future lines will post funny things that will be said in the future. Today's furture line comes from feedscott.




This is a future drive up window conversation:

Speaker: Welcome, how can I help you?

Driver: Yes, I would like a tall, dark, and handsome baby boy with perfect DNA.

Speaker: Will there be anyone else?

Driver: No

Speaker: Thanks for choosing "Babies R Us". Your baby will be available at the next window. Please pull forward.



Picture courtesy of: www.cnblanse.com

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Nonsensical Flounderings

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Nonsensical Flounderings

also Check out

Carolyn's Quilted Life

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Thursday Thirteen - No waiting on isle 13


Thirteen Things about future lines


1…. future lines is a joke (related blog)
2. future lines is your local blog partner
3. A virus ate my business model
4. Click on new sponsors Nonsensical Flounderings
5. future lines is the love child of feedscott and feed scott
6. future lines is an all nude blog jk
7. future lines just won $250 via feedscott from BlogParty
8. If future lines is to survive you must comment :)
9. future lines needs comedians & fans so spread the word
10. future lines won the blog party contest
11. When future lines grows up it will be a webpage
12. future lines is happy you stopped by
13. future lines would love your suggestions

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!
1. Lynda's Great Journey
2. PeeBugg
3. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)


Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!



Nonsensical Flounderings Are The New Sponsors!

Welcome
Nonsensical Flounderings
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Here is what they say about themselves:

Carolyn is American, Mik is English, living in Seattle USA. Just our inane mumblings, meanderings and observations on life, love and any other topic that takes our fancy.

Give them a click and share the link LOVE :)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Cool off in the Pond

Are you hot from the Bukit Batok and Bukit Batok Video ?

Then, Cool off in the Pond.


Monday, March 13, 2006

Take a Dip in the Pond

Just want to give a Big THANKS to Pond Perspective for being future lines first sponsor. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->


Cheers from future lines :)

Brokeback to the Future

Sunday, March 12, 2006

The evolution of Authority from Funnymos.com


Thanks to Funnymos.com for these future lines footprints

Saturday, March 11, 2006

The Flip Side Effect

I am! has moved and now is at The Flip Side.

future lines loves all the support from The Flip Side.

Oh ya be sure to click on The Flip Side.

Why? The Flip Side is a future lines fan!

Don't flip out ok!

Friday, March 10, 2006

Your call is important to us...

When put to the challenge of coming up with something funny someone will say in the future, feedscott had this from a future automated voice system with the voice of Homer from the Simpson's:

"Your call is important to us, but not important enough to actually talk to you."
Please listen to the following options carefully as there may be more options now. This will give you the impression we really care.

Press 1 for English
Press 2 for Spanish
Press 3 for good luck
Press 4 if you are calling from Singapore
Press 5 to take a survey while you wait
Press 6 if this is an emergency
Press 7 for the next option
Press 8 for Tammy or Tamy or Tami or Tammi
Press 9 for music while you wait
Press 10 for more options
Press 11 if you are calling from Iran
Press 12 if you are Lost
Press 13 if you are calling from a touch tone phone
Press 14 for “American Idol” winners
Press 15 if you will be paying with paypal
Press 16 to visit Pond Perspective
Press 17 if you are calling from a cell phone
Press 18 if your cell phone has video
Press 19 if you would like to visit us on the web
Press 20 to find out more about Etech
Press 21 for a naked conversation with Robert Scoble at Sxsw
Press 22 just do it
Prees 23 to be contacted via Gmail
Press 24 for Tony Calebrese
Press 25 for your estimated wait time
Press 26 to be transferred to another option list
Press 27 if you feel you have reached this option list in error
Press 28 for a operator in dubai
Press 29 to digg this option list
Press 30 if your job left you for india
Press 32 for a directory of company names
Press 33 to enter your social security number
Press 34 to enter the # you are calling from
Press 35 to find out about Nasa
Press 36 if you know about "thursday thirteen"
Press 37 if you don't know how to hang up
Press 38 to listen to a talking parrot
Press 39 if calling from an Origami
Press 40 if you had "The Conservative Epiphany"
Press 41 to hold for more options
Press 42 to hang up and dial 911
Press 43 to port this call to a linux server
Press 44 to answer a call on the other line
Press 45 if you need a restroom break
Press 46 to impeach bush
Press 47 to support the country and leaders instead
Press 48 to support the troops
Press 49 if your 8 key is stuck
Press 50 if you're Michael Jackson fined as state shuts down Neverland
Press 51 if you are going to Disney Land instead
Press 52 if you are a Vurf
Press 53 for the brrreeeport
Press 54 if your Gdrive is full
Press 55 for encouragement to countinue with options
Press.....cont
Press.....cont
Press.....cont
Press.....cont
Press.....cont
Press.....cont
Press.....cont
Press 52,343 to suggest more options
Press 52,344 to make a complaint about all the options
Press 52,345 if you forgot to press the # sign
Press 52,346 to review these options
Press any key to continue
Press 52,347 if your any key is stuck

Hello are you there?"

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Ya Baby Yaaa! Thursday Thirteen TT 13


Thirteen Websites related to feedscott


1. feedscott.com
2. feedscott blogcharm
3. feedscott mambo
4. feedscott view tank
5. feedscott future lines
6. feedscott blogspot
7. feedscott protopage
8. feed scott on sqiudoo
9. feedscott coComments
10. feedscott on comcast
11. feedscott blinklist
12. feedscott newsvine
13. feedscott del.icio.us




Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!



Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Pond Perspective a future lines first!

future lines is happy to announce our first sponsor "Pond Perspective"

Please check out the Pond @ enchantedlilypad.blogspot.com

and click on the thumbnail on the side bar, Thanks!



Thanks to all the bidders, future lines will do this every week!

Monday, March 06, 2006

Day By Day© by Chris Muir.



Day By Day© by Chris Muir.


Nice!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Attention Bloggers - Win $250! At the Blog Party!





future lines was set up to help promote bloggers and comedians.

BlogParty is a new network of sites that help you meet like minded bloggers and promote your blog. BlogParty also includes a free blog forum.

Sign up and use feedscott as your reference.

Promote BlogParty and get a chance at wimnning $250! Hurry offer ends March 15, 2006.

I'll see you on the forums!

Friday, March 03, 2006

I’ve tried to fight technology...

If you haven't heard of Tony Calabrese, you have now! Tony is one of the funniest people I don't know. Although, Tony does email me to remind me of the restraining order.


Tony can be found spilling the comedy beans at

fuggettaboutit!!!



Be sure to pay him a visit and read one of his conversations. It will leave you in stiches!!!


Todays future line was riped out of one of Tony's hilarious conversations called "If that mocking bird don't sing...


In a never ending new and improved world Tony had this future line:

"I’ve tried to fight technology; I don’t need a five blade razor. I want to shave, not skin buffalo.
"

Tony Calabrese

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

"Thursday Thirteen" 13 things meme about feedscott


Thirteen Things about feedscott


1…. Football is the best when the Denver Broncos Win!
2. I love blogging, does it show?
3. My hero is Jesus Christ
4. I have 4 blogs
4. I'm a tech geek
4. I can only count to 4 some days
4. I have a dry weird sense of humour
4. I never say never, but I type it all the time
4. When I grow up I want to be older
4. I have trouble thinking of thirteen things
4. I worry that no one will come to see my 13 things
4. My 2 cats think I'm their slave, and they are correct
13.I love positive comments

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!
1. Tanya - The Purple Giraffe
2. Tim-tambolini my life only the good stuff
3. little bit of this n that
4. Tanya - The Purple Giraffe
4. Elle - Domesticated Bloggage!
4. Share it like a Poloroid
4. Moonjockey - Beware Steeler Fans
4. Leesa - Mt Peace of Mind
4. Stacie - This is a Test
(leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)


Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!



I'm glad to see gas...


Here is a quick future line for you:

"I'm glad to see gas prices finally fall below forty bucks, I was thinking about starting to walk to work. "

feedscott

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